Cu/despre instrumentisti si tobosari

Avand in vedere ca sunt plictisit de moarte in sala de lectura voi posta ceva amuzant pentru voi:


Cantareti:

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.


Chitaristi:

...guy walks into a fingerstyle guitar convention, picks up a guitar and begins to play. He plays so beautifully that before he has finished the song, he has attracted a crowd of fingerstlye guitarist onlookers.

"What is that strange tuning?!" he is asked.

"EADGBE" he replies.



Q: How do you make a banjo players car more aerodynamic?
A: Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof.


Q: How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down his amp ?
A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.


Basisti:


What do you throw a drowning bass player?
His Amp.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter - bass players are never in the light anyway

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a drunk bass player?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.



Tobosari:

Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.

How can you make a drummer's car more aerodynamic?
Take the Pizza sign off of it.

What's the biggest lie told to drummers?
Hold on, I'll help you with your gear.

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Am ajuns in stadiul in car enu ne mai permitem sa pierdem nici 5 minute din viata totul , totul trebuie calculat di optimizat.

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